Sunday, 17 May 2009

The Ultimate Sell Out

We are currently in the process of recording our album. We have three tracks completed now: Mr Robinson, an ode to men loving other men, available to listen to on our Myspace; The Elephant In The Room, a 2 minute math rock epic; and Mirror Mirror which is our tribute to The Knack (we did it before Wheatabix!). We also have an album title, 'I Told Them About The World', which I thought was suitably egocentric of us. We are due back at Ruby Studios in July to record the final seven tracks and then we will move on to mastering, artwork, promo and reproduction. I am hoping that we are in a position to have a launch night in September before the birth of the first FOTG offspring (FIRSTOFTHEBABIES if you will).

I often spend many a restless night lying in bed thinking about how best to market the album. I find it is the best time to do some thinking, probably mainly because it's the only time of the day I am not working, watching the TV, or posting on Choke/Facebook/Twitter (yes, I really am that sad). We've spoken to some independent record labels but, as sterling a job as these labels do, they want young 20 somethings prepared to jump in a van and promote the record for months on end on the toilet circuit. Given our love for nice hotels and plasma TVs and our advancing years (except for Adam who is still a youngster) this isn't really practical for us. What we want is something that generates some promotion and also gives a little back to the people that have supported us for the last five years (who are invariably the first people to buy any CDs we produce).

A few years ago I stumbled across a band (who I've completely forgotten the name of, but that's not really relevant) who were setting up a record label. To finance the record label they offered an opportunity to buy a share in the business. I liked the idea because it eliminate the middle men, who take around 98% of the revenue from most album sales and also gives fans some feelings of ownership of the fortunes of the band they're supporting. The shortfall of the idea was that it required significant investment, 100s if not 1,000s of pounds, which doesn't open the idea to the every day CD buyer. So I've borrowed (stolen) the best bits of their idea but amended it a bit for our purposes. We will, therefore, be selling shares in our forthcoming album!! You can literally own a part of FIRSTOFTHEGIANTS.

How it works?

There will be 100 shares available to purchase, each share will initially be on sale for £5. Each share must be purchased with an advance copy of the album at a preferential price of £5 (so £10 in total). We will own 100 shares each per band member so there will be 500 shares in existence. One person can purchase a maximum of 5 shares for £30 (this will only include one copy of the album though).

There will be 500 CDs manufactured initially (more if demand requires it) and the remaining 400 albums will be sold at £10, online and at future shows and for 79p a track on iTunes. Each share can be redeemed at any point (following the actual physical release of the album) either by selling it back to us or by trading it with other people. The share price will be affected by the number of sales following the initial 100 made to shareholders. So if we sell 200 albums in total (100 on top of the initial share and album sale), we will make 100 x £10 = £1,000. This revenue will increase the share price by £1,000 / 500 = £2 per share, so each share will be worth £7. The following spreadsheet illustrates how the share price will be affected by future sales:

Shareholder_example.xls

So if we sell 350 CDs in total, the share price will be £10 and all shareholders will make £5 on the initial share price, covering the cost of the CD! If we sell 1,000 copies of the album, the share price will be £23, giving a profit of £18 per share. If the album sells as many as Michael Jackson's Thriller (109 million copies) each share will be worth £2.18m. I'd go as far as saying that the album is better than Thriller, so who knows?

What does the shareholder get out of it?

Well the obvious answer is that each shareholder gets a preferential album price of £5 and will, hopefully, make that back also (so a free album!). However, in addition to this benefit, shareholders will be entitled to a number of other 'perks'
  • Shareholder certificate
  • 3 high quality MP3 of the currently recorded songs and limited edition artwork
  • Their name on the finalised album artwork
  • Free entry to the album launch show
  • Regular sales updates via email (and text message if desired)
  • First call on future share offers
  • Overwhelming glow of helping out an independent record label and band
Entry to the album release party alone is worth £5, so all in all, a complete and utter bargain!

What do we get out of it?

Well, for a start, the revenue generated from pre-sale of 100 copies of the album and the shares will provide the funding we need to finish the recording and production of the album. We then hope that owning a share in the album will encourage people to recommend it to their friends (this obviously isn't a requirement of purchasing a share, you can just sit back and do nothing if that is your want). Hopefully, the process in itself will generate a bit of publicity too. If the exercise is successful we will follow the same process for the Christmas single and future releases. As already mentioned, the shareholders for the album will be the first to be offered the opportunity to purchase future shares.

So there you go. FIRSTOFTHEGIANTS are officially for sale!

Shares will be released for purchase on 1 June 2009 via Paypal. You can follow the progress of the album from recording to manufacturing (and general musings on the failings of Arsenal Football Club) on our twitter feed at:

Twitter

If you would like further information and to register your interest or if you have any ideas or suggestions then please email us at:

itoldthemabouttheshares@firstofthegiants.co.uk

Thanks for listening.

Steve and the rest of FIRSTOFTHEGIANTS


Thursday, 12 February 2009

Day 44 - Back on the case

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So an 8 day holiday turned in to a considerably longer hiatus from the blog. I must confess that I lost the impetus thinking of powdery hills and vin chaude (I don't actually like that stuff, I mean lager obviously). But I am back now, ready to step on the accelerator pedal in the Christmas number one driving seat!

So my first incredible innovation in our continuing quest is to join this Twitter thing. If you'd like to follow us then you can do so by going to this link and clicking 'follow' (I think):

http://twitter.com/firstofthegiant

I am not sure I really get how it's any different to Facebook but it's in the Guardian so it must be really big with all the middle class pseudo-socialists. At the moment I am following Stephen Fry because the newspaper I read about it in said he was the most popular twitterer (twit?). Nothing he has said so far has been very interesting. I am actually enjoying Ashton Kutcher more. Hopefully he'll upload some pics of Demi in compromising positions. Actually, what am I talking about? Why would I want to see that exactly?

First practice in a few weeks next week and we'll get the rest of the song down. May be I'll film it and upload it somewhere. That would, of course, require me to work out how to do shit like that which is pretty unlikely.

Auf Wiedersehen for now

Day 28 to Day 43 - Hiatus

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Away on research. It was very Christmassy, check it!

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Day 27 - Dreams and Nightmares

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I realised I haven't posted all the lyrics. Here is the second verse:

Mistletoe and wine don't work at all
I need sleeping pills to spend some time with you
Your snowy disposition just leaves me cold
You're the anti Father Christmas, it's true

It was going to be Rohypnol instead of sleeping pills but it implied that it would be the narrator (it's not autobiographical obviously) trying to date rape his/her girlfriend/boyfriend when that's not what it means at all. It's about needing narcotics to put up with someone. It's a cheery old song, that's for sure.

I had another dream last night (again, not in the sense of Martin Luther King), it was very very odd. We were playing a festival, sort of like Ashton Court but not and we were on last (which should have been the prime slot). Just as we were about to go on, everyone started leaving. Then they came back because it was a sort of a joke to leave but I had forgotten how to play all the songs, or was too drunk, or something. It was all a disaster and I was crying uncontrollably like a baby. Then I kept waking up and thinking it was just a dream, then going back to sleep and wishing it was all a dream. But what does it all mean? Probably that I don't want people to walk out of our gigs! I should be some kind of paid dream analyst.

Let's hope for no more crazy dreams this evening!

Monday, 26 January 2009

Day 26 - Rocking around the Christmas tree

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We're not going to get to 300 by the end of the month are we? Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Oh well. It's not important because we pretty much did the song today. It currently ticks most of the boxes. Let's revisit the list:

Step 10 - Father Christmas
Step 9 - Pop
Step 8 - Snow
Step 7 - Love
Step 6 - The Brass Section
Step 5 - The Video
Step 4 - Choral Arrangement
Step 3 - Key changes
Step 2 - The Lyric 'Christmas'
Step 1 - Tubular Bells

We have Father Christmas twice. It's quite poppy although it's probably a bit more rocky than poppy. Snow gets a yes in terms of the lyric 'Your snowy disposition just leaves me cold'. 'Love'? Well it's about not loving someone anymore. Step 6 and 5 are both not there yet but for understandable reasons. The brass section will go on with the recording and obviously we haven't thought about the video yet. There is an agreed section towards the end of the song set aside for the choir although I am still not sure where we're going to get a choir from. 'Christmas' lyric is in the chorus and there are most definitely tubular bells and sleigh bells. So really, all that is missing is the key change. It just doesn't fit and, for that, I am eternally sorry. Will it make the difference between a number one and no number one? I very much doubt it.

Exciting times!

Day 25 - Absence

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I established today that I can't post blogs from my ipod. This meant that I wasn't able to post a blog yesterday (not that I had anything of any interest to talk about) and it also means that I am not going to post while I am holiday next week. Did I mention I was going on holiday next week? Snowboarding? Yeah?

4 days to go. That's proper Mexico.

Day 24 - Stupid Beer Cans


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So they did have the Adidas bag I wanted. It rules, check it!

So just after I bought it, I went to the supermarket and bought some food and beer (Stella 4% to be precise). For the second time in as many weeks one of the cans opened itself in the bag. So a 2 inch pool of tasty beer resided at the bottom of my new bag. Thank you very much Famile Artois, very nice.

What the hell has this got to do with a Christmas song? Absolutely nothing, that's what.